Owlhouse

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An owlhouse is a gay house built in a garden so you could have gay sex and other Titan stuff. Sadly not the moon of Saturn, but that dimension's Titans are also pretty cool, all jokey jokes aside! (including the unnecessarily crass ones i didn't have nothin' to do with (also thankfully not common on illogico) & just now seeing them before in this short article...)

King[edit | edit source]

He thinks he's king of all owlhouses, even though he's just a Cubone who's often thought to be the reincarnation of Bill Cipher, or some sort of young dinosaur.

Belos[edit | edit source]

Real king of all owlhouses, Belos claims to speak directly to the Titan, making him the Pope, but in reality he is the Antichrist, even though Jack Chick won't notice it. Owlhouses are specifically made so you can hide from Belos, so Belos appointed himself king of all owlhouses. He's also a gay pedophile, and annal rapes 3 days later his brother's clone, a mechanism allowing him to relive the killing of his brother over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Eda[edit | edit source]

Eda is an old witch that has a curse that causes her to get old. It also causes her to be possessed by an owlbeast, which is just as gay as Lumity.