Rabbit

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“Run, rabbit run!”

~ Pink Floyd on Breathe

“Didn't they say that in Forrest Gump?”

~ Captain Oblivious


Rabbit
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Rabbit!
Conservation Status
  Least Concern  
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Vertebrata
Class Mammalia
Order Wabbit
Family Killer Bunnies
Genus Hyenadai
Species S. Galoot
Width 0.30m (avg)
Length 0.30m (avg)
Binomial Name
Scary Long-eared Galoot
(R. Dialect, 2011)

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About Rabbits[edit]

  • Rabbits are vegetarians.
  • Rabbits eat plants.
  • Rabbits eat your plants.
  • Rabbits eat your neighbor's plants.
  • Rabbits eat all plants.
  • Some brave rabbits may attempt to eat you.

Beware the rabbits!

Some more Rabbit stuff...[edit]

  • A rabbit crossed with a bat is a Bat Rabbit.
  • A rabbit crossed with a lobster is a crabbit.
  • Ribbits are often offended when someone screws up and types "ribbits".
  • A ribbit will come and kill anyone who types "ribbits" instead of rabbits.
  • Rabbits are bucktoothed
  • Rabbits may seem cute and innocent, but do not be fooled.
  • Rabbits do not only eat carrots, though most children think they do.
  • The Easter Bunny is evil!!!
  • The Wester Bunny drives expensive clocks.