“Run, rabbit run!”
“Didn't they say that in Forrest Gump?”
(R. Dialect, 2011)
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 About Rabbits
- Rabbits are vegetarians.
- Rabbits eat plants.
- Rabbits eat your plants.
- Rabbits eat your neighbor's plants.
- Rabbits eat all plants.
- Some brave rabbits may attempt to eat you.
Beware the rabbits!
 Some more Rabbit stuff...
- A rabbit crossed with a bat is a Bat Rabbit.
- A rabbit crossed with a lobster is a crabbit.
- Ribbits are often offended when someone screws up and types "ribbits".
- A ribbit will come and kill anyone who types "ribbits" instead of rabbits.
- Rabbits are bucktoothed
- Rabbits may seem cute and innocent, but do not be fooled.
- Rabbits do not only eat carrots, though most children think they do.
- The Easter Bunny is evil!!!
- The Wester Bunny drives expensive clocks.