Schneider's Pizza

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"My goodness, this pizza is good!"

"Yes, but with every bite you put more unhealthy chemicals in to your body, therefore hastening your own eventual death!"

"My own death is drawing nearer anyway. With every second. So along the way might as well enjoy the cheese and pepperoni!"

SCHNEIDER'S PIZZA - Add freshly-baked flavor to your existential conversations on the nature of life and death TODAY!!!