Steve Sundar Gates

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Steve Sundar Gates, or SSG, is the demonic being forged from the blood of Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Sundar Pichai. He controls Google, Microsoft, and Apple.

Birth[edit | edit source]

In 2009, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sacrificed their blood to create a Tech God. However, they needed one more blood sacrifice. They searched and searched for the proper donor. However, Jobs died, and Gates continued looking on his own. In 2015, Sundar Pichai was convinced to give some blood to create this monster. Gates took him to the area where the sacrifice would take place, and poured his and Jobs’s blood on the ground. Pichai did the same. Steve Sundar Gates arose from the depths of wherever he came from, likely hell, and inhabited a human body.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

SSG grew up within a day of being on Earth, and took over the three Tech Giants. Tim Cook, Bill Gates, and Sundar Pichai are only a front so the true Identity of the CEOs were not revealed. He was attending a keynote with Tim Cook to oversee the release of a new iPhone when he was attacked by several muggers.

Death[edit | edit source]

The several muggers that attacked him when he was attending the keynote left him for dead. Due to him only being on Earth for a couple days, he was unable to recover and died.