Talk:Kobe Bryant

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I think you're becoming confused with Tim Whitnall here. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 17:33, 2 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)

Was Mr. Whitnall accused of rape? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 04:35, 3 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
I'd hope not, though he is rather potato-like. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 14:40, 3 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)
Potatoes... I wonder, are there potato rapists? I have a hypothesis... Flying Spaghetti Monsterism... lots of food-based theology... all evidence points to FSMers being of highest moral character... maybe potato rape is the worst sin a Pastafarian has ever committed. ... OK, I took another hit of jambalaya and realized that even here, that may not float. I could make it fit, but would that be sporting? I have no idea. I diligently avoided sport, since I was a young kid... LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 17:18, 3 Jumbly 2015 (UTC)