Tasty Poison

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This poison tastes like lemon-lime, it's carbonated, we drink it down in large, satisfying gulps, even when we no longer have throats. It burns with every sip but the flavor provides such excellent, meaningless, momentary satisfaction to distract from the pains of waking up early every morning and driving to a boring place.

"DELICIOUS POISON!!!" says the sign, "SHORTENS LIFESPAN BY A MERE TWENTY YEARS AND HAS EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EXCELLENT TASTE!!! EXCELLENT TASTE!!!"

The signs were pasted to the floors and ceilings of every building of every town of every city and we believed the signs of course because they were everywhere even when we were getting our haircut.

At the public execution, poison was served to the hungry masses who demanded it by popular demand.

"EXCELLENT TASTE!!!! NOW CHEAPER THAN EVER BEFORE AND AVAILABLE IN 45 DIFFERENT LOVELY COLORSSSS!!!!! EXCELLENT TASTE!!!!:"

It's so tasty that we can't help taking big gulps every day, even when our limbs start dropping off.

Tasty poison is available at your local fast food restaurant. It's a great way to wash down a fertilizer burger. TRY IT TODAY!!!!

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