The Ice Breakers Megapack
Today, instead of just a measly new flavor, we're introducing seven mixed flavors in one! Yes, this is what you've been waiting for! *stupidly cheap rendition of a fanfare plays* It's the ICE BREAKERS MEGAPACK! By changing a few letters, we turned it from gum to game! It's always a surprise with what flavor you can fish out! In this pack, be sure to expect seven flavors such as...[1]
Ice Breakers Arctic Grape[edit | edit source]
The Ice Breaker that started it all! It's Arctic Grape! Enjoy the cold and grapey taste you used to love for generations![2]
Ice Breakers Grass[edit | edit source]
The second/third installment to the Ice Breaker series! It's grass! It's the grassy jurassy taste you know and love![3] Now you can watch as you chow down on cow's favorite food![4]
Ice Breakers Flintstone Vitamin[edit | edit source]
The ????th installment to the series of Ice Breakers: Flintstone Vitamin! It's dry... and that's really it! You guys probably know the three (minus one) OG flavors, but now we're introducing some new guys! Meet...
Ice Breakers Lemon Fish Hair[edit | edit source]
Requested by a person on my talk page[5][6]. This is the new flavor: Lemon Fish Hair! It's lemony - It's fishy - It's hairy! The three things needed to make a great Ice Breakers flavor.
Ice Breakers Chess[edit | edit source]
Yes, we made a chess flavor. I... I don't even know how to describe it. W-What does this even taste like? Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Ice Breakers Deer Attractant[edit | edit source]
The baguetteth installment to our vast mint collection! Have you ever wanted thirteen deer inside of your house? No? Too bad!
Ice Breakers English Alphabet[edit | edit source]
I barely have any words. I think I'm going insane by all the new flavors we're pumping out. So, yeah. Buy the Megapack at 1-800-THISISNTAREALPHONENUMBERDONTBOTHERCALLINGIT or use the srekaerB ecI app and get it for free!
- ↑ By the way, please don't be mad if TV Static is your favorite flavor and it isn't here. It will show up on the next Ice Breakers Megapack.
- ↑ Emphasis on "used to love."
- ↑ But we wish you could forget it and hate it.
- ↑ And watch cows chow down on your hand in the process.
- ↑ I'll try to thank them when I turn smart enough to figure out how to reply to talk page topics. Also, on an unrelated note, I think we should be able to add references inside references.
- ↑ I'll also thank the person who told me to put the Cheezit category thing at the bottom of Cheezit articles.