This page does not exist (page does not exist)

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This page does not exist (page does not exist) is what you see when you hover over a link that points to the page by the name of This page does not exist. Or rather, it would be what you see if This page does not exist did not exist. The fact of the matter is, however, that the aforementioned page does exist, so instead of seeing This page does not exist (page does not exist) when you mouse over a link that points to the location of said page - or This page does not exist (does dim tudalen o'r enw hwn i gael) if your interface language is set to Welsh, or This page does not exist (nyns eus folen henwys yndelma) if it is set to Cornish, or indeed a great, multitudinous number of possibilities that we cannot discuss here for fear of crashing the universe - where were we again? Ah, yes, I remember now. Instead of seeing… whatever it is you would see if that page that was under discussion were in a state of nonexistence, you would instead visually experience the text This page does not exist, due to the fact that the page entitled This page does not exist is in the state known as... hold on, we went over this already. I think you get the idea.

Be that as it may, This page does not exist does not actually exist. That is, there is no such page. If you send out a Schutzstaffel, er, a Secret Special Service squad to find it, you will not find it anywhere, because the Man from Mars made it, ah, disappear... whoops, wrong story. No, this isn't a story, you idiot, this is the truth. Because we say so, and we're the government and you elected us to uphold the truth. Oh wait, you didn't elect us. We elected ourselves. Whatever, same thing. Now, let us get on with whatever it is we were getting on with, shall we? We were explaining that This page does not exist does not exist.

It does not exist, and yet there is an article by that name on this very website. How in God's name the name of the Right Honourable Jsfhklhggdf can this be? The explanation is so simple, even you could understand it: we are discussing the nonexistent page that is not located on Uncyclopedia, not the nonexistent page that is not located on Illogicopedia and that you need not concern your small, weak mind with at this instant. Or at any other instant, for that matter. On Uncyclopedia there is no page by the appellation This page does not exist, as you can plainly see if you just click here.

That, my dear, is the page we are discussing; any other page with that name you may safely forget. I'll help you forget about it if you're having trouble. We have pills for that now.


This page does not exist does not exist.

You believe you are viewing a page titled This page does not exist, which you are. This may lead you to believe that it exists. At this precise point in time, it does exist; your mind is not deceiving you. We are not deceiving you, though it is in our power. However, ten seconds from now, this page will not exist. It will explode. Don't be so shocked, the tubey things we've hooked up to you can only take so much excitement. They have feelings too, mind you. But yes, we have planted explosives in this page, and it will explode in ten seconds.

You will forget this page ever existed. If you do not forget, we must make you forget. If that fails, you must be destroyed as well.


You remember. You weren't supposed to remember.