Ingredients of Ultimate soup:
- 9 garrots
- a fish (preferably carp)
- 32 bananas (with skin)
- Monster mash (potatoes and blood)
- Half an egg
- Three quarters of Martian's earlobe
- Nine tenths of a tablespoon of cheese mix
- Jim Davidson's hair
- A Burberry cap
- Take the garrots and chop your finger off. Put it in a bowl.
- Get the fish and eat it. Well, you need to keep your energy up.
- Mix the jam and monster's egg thingy with the Martian earlobe.
- Throw everything off a cliff.
- Give the egg to a tramp.
- Give Jim Davidson his hair back.
- Serve topped with Burberry hat.
Warning: if soup offers you a 'smoke', do not accept.