Ultimate soup

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Ingredients of Ultimate soup:

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Instructions:

  1. Take the garrots and chop your finger off. Put it in a bowl.
  2. Get the fish and eat it. Well, you need to keep your energy up.
  3. Mix the jam and monster's egg thingy with the Martian earlobe.
  4. Throw everything off a cliff.
  5. Give the egg to a tramp.
  6. Give Jim Davidson his hair back.
  7. Serve topped with Burberry hat.

Warning: if soup offers you a 'smoke', do not accept.