United States of Alloys

United States of Alloys (or USA)

Government type	Five cents year Republic
Official Languages	English because the former language, the Screechler, was too annoying.
Prime Minister	Prof. Copper Dural
Capitals	Silver City
Population	Ranging from Lithium to Ununoctium (90% of periodic table mwahaha take this Non-metaland)
Currency	€lectron Dollar
Turistic Attractions	The Golden Gate Bridge

Personalities

Some weird mixture of copper and aluminium that never ages (the former president) is usually seen flying on his balloon with his advisor, Mr. Thinker, who is from the Top-Brass kind of people.

Professor Dural's Advisor is a good example of native people from USA

Politics

This country used to be ruled by a monarchy utopian-like government, but some idiot started to find boring having a stainless chief that lasted centuries so they decided to start elections each 5 years. The next campaign will be on 2012.

This is the campaign propaganda from the Tin Can, the most promising politician for the substitution of Prof. Dural. Has you can see, this country makes use of British humour: "Can a match box? No, but a Tin Can copycat Barack Obama"

Technology

The Silicon Valley where Google made Chromel, a web browser very safe to use due it's lack of features and incredible resistance. This somehow allowed the development of the Nike Industry.

In the USA it has also been invented the "War Rock" a mysterious device or material launched to orbit in 1998 for unknown reasons, but it started decreasing its altitude until it crash in a forgotten country called Debaran. Some scientists noticed the emission of radioactivity while the orbit was loosening. This may evidence the "War Rock" as being made of Uranium.

History

This is one of the youngest independent country of the world but made part of North America since the Iron Age.

Contrary to popular belief the aboriginal people from that country evolved not from primates, but from rocks sometime at the end of the Stone Age, leading to pure metals. On the British colonial and expansionism times some Humoristic Scouts brought people to colonizate this area. The new inhabitants, who were very healthy and full of minerals like iron and potassium mixed with the aboriginals leading to alloys in spite of still existing pure metals.

Culture

They are the true creators of heavy metal and the not so known light metal. Beyond that it's just rock 'n' roll.

This article was too bizarre for Uncyclopedia,   but Illogicopedia loves random stuff.

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