User:Awesomedecks/Lady who looks suspiciously like Lara Croft
“She looks a bit like Angelina Jolie.”
“Or Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.”
The lady who looks suspiciously like Lara Croft isn't renowned for all that much, really, besides the fact that she looks awfully similar to Lara Croft. She once, apparently, went on a date with these three guys at once, which isn't all that surprising, considering she practically is Lara Croft. Despite her relatively unknown status, she seems to have earned a reputation for enjoying things that are ridiculously dangerous. As well as fine cuisine. She may particularly enjoy extreme cuisine.
She's also British, but I get the feeling she prefers sichuan pepper over tea and crumpets.
Activities favoured by the lady who looks suspiciously like Lara Croft[edit | edit source]
- Being extreme.
- Being extreeme.
- Being EXTREEEEEEEEME!
- Bungee jumping from hot air balloons.
- Snowboarding.
- Down Mount Everest.
- Diving with sharks.
- Eating.
- Raiding tombs.
- Becoming a maiden.
Activities which will probably be pursued sometime in the near future by the lady who looks suspiciously like Lara Croft[edit | edit source]
- Diving with Your Grandmother.
- Snowboarding down Mount Fuji and Mount Luigi.
- Making a cameo in her own video game, which will probably just be a rip-off of Tomb Raider with some added elements of Temple Of Doom. Oh, and snakes.
- Returning for the series revival, upon which she will become a maiden over and over for several more episodes.
Gallery (why?)[edit | edit source]
Lady who looks suspiciously like Lara Croft has a sudden identity crisis and adopts a pet bird before attempting to be everything she ever aspired not to be. She was later seen unconscious in front of her own mailbox.
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