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Kaga is an honest, straightforward snake from Africa. He is best known as being the evil brother of Kaa, the snake from The Jungle Book. It is little known that after Mowgli, the young boy in The Jungle Book, avoided Kaa's attempts to devour him for the first time, he was given a piece of friendly advice by Kaga to avoid Kaa and to not smoke, but this was promptly dismissed by Mowgli's mentors Baloo and Bagheera, as they were both students sponsored by Marlboro in order to obtain a role in The Jungle Book film. Pompous elephant leader Colonel Hathi went on to claim that Kaga was involved in various forms of occult, causing Kaga to be a social outcast within the jungle.