It's Colonel Sanders! He's got chicken
Due to crap and such, I declare myself semi-active.
For some odd reason, my userpage has over 4000! WHOOPPEEE! views. Weird. If you can't get the Colonel here for some odd reason, he's probably down at his desk at SEU, Knowino, Ameriwiki, RationalWiki, or A Storehouse of Knowledge. But you have a better chance of getting him here. Seriously.
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|This wretched vandal has defaced 3340 pages.|
The Colonel's Recommended Reading Meh, they're all crap. They're all here for your inconvenience.
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 State of The Sanders Nation
ColbertNation is dead. Sanders is here.
Article Plans: Still working on it
Other Plans: get a life
Favorite food: Ugly cheese
What has he done? He won the IOTM for September and won his banana trophy. Meh, he'll eat it later.