User:Simsilikesims/Nonsensical Table of the Elements

The Nonsensical Table of the Elements is a listing of the elements, some kind of building blocks of matter. Which means they matter. There are many elements here - more than 100 - and are categorised into five main groups.

The Families

This guy can't destroy Wallium because it's unbreakable. What an eejit.

• Gases are odorless elements that are shown on the first column of the table. They are commonly known as Gasgens but, they are changed into gases.
• Active Chocolates are bonding to other substances. Their color is brown due to element reaction. For example, you being a chocolate, chocolate block and many more.
• Fillable Materials are highly common or used stuffly that can be located in the centre of the table due to their commonness. As a result, their uses and properties are highly common: The Queen would certainly not approve. These are a few cleaning elements that you can use in your house, mainly to vacuum or take out the trash.
• Unbreakable: These are elements which you can't destroy. As of now, very few have been discovered.

• Adhesives can stick on you or any kind of stuff. They can be hard to pull off.

The Nonsensical table of the Elements

Gases

Active Chocolates

Fillable Materials

Unbreakable

More Fillable Materials

Cleaning Materials

Adhesives

Vegeta-bles

1H Highdrogen

1.5Spam Spam

1.9Arrw Arrowkeysium

2Poly Polyester

2.9Gl Glue

3.0Crt Carrotium

3Ne Neon

3.1416Nou Nougat

4Vort Vortex

4.4Fr Fragilenium

4.9Box Bauxite

5Not Notsoeletium

5.5proofAnti Fusestopper

6Cr Cramp

7Po Potato

8Bl Skipped9ium

9.5Clean Spic n' Span

10Dct Ducttapyium

1010Rad Radishium

11Nite Nightrogen

12Choc Chocium

13R Rock

13.5Pape Paper

14Sciz Scissor

15Clik Clickherium

28Kp Randomium

16Papefly Paperairplane

16Cp Cupcakeium

17"Mash Mashium

proofSkip Skippium

19Si Silicon

40Tp Tapium

40.9Pot2 Potatium

41Kip Keepton

42Dark 42Chocoium

43Flsh Toilet

0Zr Zero

45Tst Toaster

46Pl Plastic

47Pl Platonium

48Bob Bubble

49Fr Frankium

50Woof Woof

5151 51ium

52Oxi Oxidizers

53proofWal Walium

54W Woodium

55Bl Blank

56Bln Skipblankium

57Zon Zonrox

5.8Cm Cementium

58Veg Vegetaium

59Vns Vansihium

60Pn Peanutium

61Lu Luster

619Bzt Shockogen

62Irr Irritium

63Wr Wreckingbalium

6456!Re Reium

65Oz Ozone

66Pl Plonkium

67Rd Nickel

68Qu Quickium

69Hg Pillow

70proofGoog1 Googleplex

71Pa Paintium

72Pl Orbitium

LXXIIIPo Popium

74Dazz Dazzium

75Scth Scotchtapium

76Broc Broccolium

76He Helium

77Btr Bitterium

78Pr Pringles

79Rf Roof

80Ch Cherry

81Tv Televisium

82Dna Deoxys

83Blur Bluron

84Sil Silver

85Ds Dissolvium

86Rg Italic

9201Illo Illogicopedium

88proofIllo Illogicopedia

89Jf Juicyfrutium

90Ti Timium

91Sdrw Sdrawckab

92Was Washingmachinium

93St Stickium

94Gin Ginger

94Bef Beforium

77.9Chr Crunchium

⅓⅔Spat Spatulium

91Ru Rubbyium

91.5Line Linus

92.9IllSym Banana

9999proofGr Grue

92.9Moar Moar

92.9Ill Idiotium

92.9Blk Blackium

93SwPot Sweetpotatoium

More Elements

There are, in fact, many more elements than those listed above, because they don't fit into any of the categories laid out by modern (or even old) science.

Kinds of More Elements

The atom of Popocornium magnified 1000 times and poof! Here's a molecule!

There are more kinds of elements located here on Earth or this website. Unlike the elements in the above table, they cannot be seen. Scary, eh?

• Odorful Gases These are gases which are odorful and "nonsense to the max". Fortunately there are only three of these elements.
• Active Corns like Cornographium, or Popcornium, are actually corn. They can be located at cornfields.
• Really Nonsense elements, the most nonsensical elements of all. They can be numerous, and include Clueium, Escapium and Macheteium.
• Much more fillable materials can't be located at the bottom part of the table... in fact, they cannot be located at all.

Superiors

They are few but, they can be included in the elements because they are known to exist for certain. By this I mean I did not make them up.

111N Nothing

102Pen Penium

103Py Pyroium

104Lm Poppyium

105U Switchium

106? Qmarkium

107B! Bouncium

108Pipi Pipichy

150 Nukium

109 Barrelium

120Chris Chrisonium

110Rd Redsquarium

112Fish Fishice

404 Notfoundium

114^7! Iumium

195.26QTOZ Kalphabet

194Mil Millenium

50QPipIm Pipquizium

50QPipIm Listofelementium

Active Corns

95Pop Popocrnium	96Kl Kernelium	97Corn Cornographium	98Ce Cornfield	99Butte Buttery
100Mv Microcookium	101Chez Cheesyium	118Mv Moviefoodium	119Yll Yellowium	120Pp Popocornium

Unknown Classification

999Ft Featurethisnowium

Liquids

999Merc Mercury

Nonsensibles

Simply makes sense but Nonsensical to.

111N Nium	102Per Pefrium	103 Ohnosium	104Liek Mudkip	105F Fium
106ZZt Highvoltagen	107Wipe Wipeoutium	108Trip Tripium	150Part Particulum	109 Barrelium
120Kab Kaboom	110Rd Templatium	112Edl Editlinkium	113 Googlium	114^Qrs Tuvium		195.26QWERY Qwertyium

The Censored element

Over 9000C Censorium