User talk:DayOwl

Welcome to Illogicopedia, and thanks for all the fish. I read all but one of your articles, and will probably have to call an ambulance. While I wait for medical help, I will wax, wane, and halfway wax again on the pontifications of a certain pontificator, possibly that fellow to whom you refer on your user page... you know, the dude you can't name. Coincidentally, I stumbled upon the church of Dudeism, and subsequently watched "The Big Lebowski" for the first and only time last week, thereby completing my requirements for a driver's license in the state of Massachusetts.

It might interest you to know that I consider myself a subject of the Crown, and due to this temporary unpleasantness laughingly called "The American Revolution", I must refrain from demanding my paychecks be in pounds sterling. Alas, I cannot abide bangers and mash; bangers because my digestive system objects strenuously, and mash because potatoes remind me of the Hundred Years War.

I liked your "stuff", and hope to see more. I laughed, I cried, I got the winds. Be careful of flailing Athyrias around here. Mostly, the rest of us are harmless if not deranged.

Cheers! 05:58, 24 Ergust 2012 (UTC)