User talk:Hossmonkey585

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Welcome to Our Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists....[edit | edit source]

...But not really. The only one here who is a certified conspiracy theorist is me. So anyway, welcome to the Illogicopedia. Stay, have fun, edit, and generally contribute to the wiki. Also, watch out for T3canolis and/or Readmesoon, as they are actually smelly communist cannabalistic beast who wish to feast upon your flesh and kill your entire family with giant bio-nuclear missiles and then feed your limp, dissembodied head MUWUAAHAHWHWHWUYAHWUAHWAHAWHWAUHWAUHAUWAHUWAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......sorry about that. I uh, kind of got carried away there.........yeah. So if you need any help, drop me a line on my talk page, located here, or talk to the greatest admin of all time (in my opinion(take that seppy!)), Hindleyite!! His talk page is located here! Also, for your visual pleasure, I have provided you with this complementary welcome template below.


Monkey5.jpg Welcome To Illogicopedia Noobster!
Hi. Welkom to the ?pedia. Stay, have fun, edit, and generally contribute to the community. Stay away from beef flinging sheep, as they are very lemon scented. If you need help drop me a line on my talk page. I eat cats.


Cheers, -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels -- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 15:43, 19 Ergust 2009 (UTC)