|I miss Kermit the Frog. I really do. I can't get over how awesome he was. Especially his toes. He had good toes.
Maybe I'll call him sometime. Wish I knew his phone number.
Maybe it would help if I ate a book.
I just sneezed.
Well, the yell-o will be out when I pee anyway. But then I'll have a screaming toilet.
And a screaming sewer system. Soon the world's sewers will have screams coming out of them, like toes.
—Harper's Weekly, 1778.