|Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?"|
|Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit|
|Official languages||Danish bacon|
|Government||Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy|
|Prime Minister||Richard Green|
|National Hero(es)||The Green Goblin|
|Population||60,000 (10,000 frozen)|
|Population density||Fairly green|
|Major exports||Green tea|
|Major imports||Green eggs|
|National animal||Green tit|
|Favourite pastime||Ice hockey|
|Opening hours||All day in the summer... er, whenever that is|
|Internet tld||.00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy)|
Ah, fabulous Greenland (Greenlandic: Qaanaaqoortoormiitaaqqaqqakangoorquuqqeq), with its blue mountains and orange rivers and tangerine clouds and red bananas and purple apples and yellow newspapers and black snow and white turpentine.
Greenland was founded in 1873 by Captain Edgar Earl Fiddlesworth during his fruitless quest to discover the divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Greenland is nestled between Ireland and Penelope Macintosh.
Greenland’s major exports are headcheese, pineapples, and chocolate milk
AS MUCH SUNLIGHT AS POSSIBLE