Greenland

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Greenland
Formerly Redland

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(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Why aren't we called Whiteland?"
Anthem: Nunarput utoqqarsuanngoravit
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Capital Nuuk
Largest city Nuuk
Official languages Danish bacon
Government Parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy
Prime Minister Richard Green
National Hero(es) The Green Goblin
Currency Greenland dollar
Religion Greenish
Population 60,000 (10,000 frozen)
Area Grass, ice
Population density Fairly green
Ethnic groups Greenish
Major exports Green tea
Major imports Green eggs
National animal Green tit
Favourite pastime Ice hockey
Opening hours All day in the summer... er, whenever that is
Internet tld .00FF00 (Web geek joke ahoy)
Calling code 0752

Ah, fabulous Greenland (Greenlandic: Qaanaaqoortoormiitaaqqaqqakangoorquuqqeq), with its blue mountains and orange rivers and tangerine clouds and red bananas and purple apples and yellow newspapers and black snow and white turpentine.

Nothing in Greenland is the color green. The King will simply not allow it.

History[edit]

Greenland was founded in 1873 by Captain Edgar Earl Fiddlesworth during his fruitless quest to discover the divine secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

Location[edit]

Greenland is nestled between Ireland and Penelope Macintosh.

Major exports[edit]

Greenland’s major exports are headcheese, pineapples, and chocolate milk

Major imports[edit]

AS MUCH SUNLIGHT AS POSSIBLE

Colours - Colors - Coolers

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