.io Games syndrome

Grades are fucked but surely you don't give a fuck!

.io Games syndrome, also known as Get the Fuck Out of the Basement Syndrome, is a syndrome/disease that makes the victim mentally, emotionally and physically sick, stupid, hurt and depressed. Its caused by playing those stupid .io games like paper.io, arras.io, slither.io, etc. So basically once you have this syndrome you are FUCKED FOREVER! There is no cure and yeah you are basically done for the rest of your life (thats if you even have one). Think of this syndrome as the diet/lite version of Death.

How does it happen/how do you get it

I will tell you dear feller. So basically it starts by playing .io games. As time goes on, you will be addicted to it, you will lose control of yourself, and you are screwed. So you might be wondering "just playing for 1 minute wont hurt me right?" I mean... it depends on the intensity of the feelings that you get. so if you start jumping up and down and screaming the Abcs upwards???, yeah you're screwed. But if you just be a good joe you should be fine. BUT BE CAREFUL, IF YOU EXCEED 1 MINUTE AND ONE SECOND, ITS TOO LATE BROTHER.

Oh no! This woman fell down! She played agar.io for too long! What should we do?

Symptoms of .io Games syndrome

• you forgot your name
• you forgot to breathe
• you forgot to live
• you become stupid in a stupid way (whatever that is)
• you fall down every second

These symptoms are from the stage 1 of the 426,921 stages of this syndrome.

How to cure this syndrome

sorry you can't cure this, its a one and done thing. so yeah go cry you useless piece of shit! this is unfixable, and you should just wait till your last day (if you even have one). But on the bright side, your fat ass gets to collect disability benefits! Fun! No more working, yay!!!

Ah! You played Hole.io. Everything became holes. You get scared, but this deal was too good to pass! Trypophobia and .io Games syndrome, two for the price of one!

Special varieties of this syndrome

Slither.io variety: You start slithering in real life, and you stay short (or long, because you are a SIGMA CHAD LEADER!)

Paper.io variety: You start to eat the copies of your tax returns. But hey, paper=food and paper is paper!

Hole.io variety: You get tons of holes on your bodys. You wish the "hol" was replaced with "whor" but oh well

Arras.io variety: You become a piece of shit!

Notable cases of this syndrome

I'm just a image of a random guy in this article, I am out of context.

I knew a guy a year ago, he was a very good and talented man, but anyway all he did was play .io Games, especially arras.io every second. The result? He fails his summer math course. Furthermore, he was taken out of school and into home. He became very sick as he stayed in the basement and never went outside. Now his future took a 180 and we don't know what's gonna happen. By the way, when I last saw him, he had the Arras.io variety - stage 0.1 out of 426,921 stages. I think he is on stage 459 right now. God, I hope he is ok. Bless his heart (if it hadn't left his body yet).

How to avoid getting this syndrome

Oh so you want to avoid getting this syndrome, huh? It's simple. Just don't play these games! That's it! Be a normal human, live live to the fullest. Be a feminist! Girl power rules! Recognize the fact that there are more than 2 genders. Drink wet water! Wash your water! Clean your soap! Cook your cooked food! Store a storage! Run a run. Fail a fail! Eat eats! Drink drinks! See the bigger picture, you know?

You get the idea. In summary,