10 Reasons Why You Aren't a Duck

From 10 Reasons Why, because reason is spread by lists

1. Fonchezzz hates you
2. You are a strangled cat or part of the bAjIBBLE Party
3. You are a n00b
4. You aren't on Illogicopedia
5. Your articles SUCK
6. You want to kill all ducks (OH NOES!!)
7. You like Uncle Pete better
8. You're a vandal
9. You haven't watched the recruitment video
10. Fonchezzz doesn't know who you are (Most likely)