1 second ago

1 second ago I was breathing. I was breathing our clean air, also known as Clair. It's very clean and energetic. I'd suggest anybody to start inhaling Clair. But how do you inhale it, that's the question!? You need distilled white vinegar and baking soda and vinegar chips. All of that will help you make Clair. So the instructions go as follows: Pick up a pickle. Put baking soda all over it and then rub it in, just as if you were jerking off a small cock. Record a video of it as well, and don't stop until some fluid starts flowing from the tip of the pickle. Then put the vinegar chips, stab the pickle with these chips and pour distilled white vinegar all over it. Then go to your basement, put the pickle in the middle of your basement and light 9 candles around it. If you have 10 candles, you can eat one. So, light up 9 candles and put on some Justin Bieber in the background. After 2 hours you will feel Clair in your body, your lungs, your spine, everywhere. It's an amazing experience. That's what did I do 1 second ago. Thanks for tuning in.