Justynian Bieberschnitzel II is a musician, philosopher and pioneer for fashionable androgyny. His musical style is similar to that of Merzbow, his philosophical teachings leaning more towards the work of John Cleese and his fashionable androgyny is clearly influenced by the work of Lady Gaga.
Recovered from the deepest, darkest corners of YouTube by some musical-type person, this mismatched soul went on to sell literally several albums. Not his albums, mind, someone else's albums. His own albums are sold by someone else. Justin Bieber's albums are used as torture devices for the most evil of criminals to ever live.
Justin Bieber's intellect is often questioned. He doesn't know what "German" means, nor does he understand the concept of rotating glass doors. Hmm. This leads one to question the true nature of Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber has produced many philosophical writings, all of which are available as a ringtone. His works are too many to name in a stub-like article such as this one. Why, doing so would be silly and nothing more! I detest the very idea! Hmmph!
Sometimes Justin is seen eating. I wonder if he eats roast beef..... Wanna play duck, duck, goose? You're IT! Cervix.