A list of lesser known facts about stuff (Like milk)

As you might have guessed, the development of this article will, sooner or later, have to involve a list. Crap. I hate lists. Why did I commit myself to making this article?

Speaking of which, take a good look at the title. The part where it says "(like milk)" it should say mostly hot air balloons. My bad.

The list

• Hot air balloons have hot air in them
• WiFi is short for Wireless... fi-something.
• Monkeys have arms
• This is the fourth thing on the list
• I had eggs as part of my breakfast
• The first time somebody used a goat to pull a chariot they were incredibly high
• Hot air balloons are cool
• This fact is irrelevant
• I haven't used a period on any of these facts yet
• Hot air balloons float over my house
• I have considered yoga before. It is true.
• Instead of birthday candles, my grandma uses cigarettes.
• I am running out of ideas.
• Grammer and speling is gude to gave
• There are three pens in my pocket
• The word "enter" starts with an "e"

He's right handed.

• Luke Skywalker played baseball before being a jedi (pictured)
• My penis is roughly the size of a pen cap
• The appropriate attire for a cow wedding is being nude
• Hot air balloons are very cool
• The next couple of bullets will have symbols
• ↓
• ♫
• ♦
• Hot air balloons were once used as a condom for giants
• He smokes a clip and then he's on his way
• Cans have toothpicks in them if you are really lucky
• The best rental company is U-HAUL
• It's about time I finish this article
• Hot air balloons don't have sex
• Hot air balloons make money on the weekends
• Milk tastes good when it curdles

The End. Literally. You know, like I mean it. Sort of. Is the end?

No, hun, you still another couple sentences

Darn. I thought I would get out of this easy.

How 'bout some milk?

It's nice and cold.