A random thought

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"Now, with our new technology, you ca-"

(*explosion occurs outside*)

"Holy-" the guy says. "BEJESUS!!!!!" he yells, seemingly enthusiastic.

(*crowd screams and rushes in to grab some of the product*)

"I can't swim, but now I can walk on water!!!" A man says before drowning in Lake Baikal outside.

"I can fly, lo- (*splat*)" a man yells before hitting the ground after jumping from the CN Tower just nearby.