Technology is evil. Let's face it, its brought us nothing but microwaves, nooklear bombs and a whole bunch of robots ready to rise up against us in an orgy of blood. Forks are not compatible with technology because if you stick one in a socket you go boom. The reasons to join the Amish are almost palpable!
Things technology could do to humanity
Because of technology you can't eat your lunch without some guy in a suit asking you if you want a microscopic chip with that for seven quid. Well the Amish know what technology has in mind, it knows what evil it could unleash.
The Internets could have subliminal messages coded into it by the government to make you want cheese and lots of it. Rise against it people and live in a box of wood, where the wood fairies go and the knives don't bother cutting because everything, even your mother is made of bloody wood! Make earth woody people!
This article is evil because it isn't made of its original material, PAPER!