Accuracy

THIS PAGE IS REALLY ACCURATE. ^{[Certified Accurate!]} IT'S FULL OF FACTY FACT FACTS THAT YOU CANNOT EVER DENY. ^{[Certified Accurate!]} IF YOU DO, YOU WILL GO TO 'ELL. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Proof that this page is accurate ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Part 1: Axioms ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Putting an accuracy template in front of something makes it more accurate. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• Lightning is brown. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• There's no such thing as pasta. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• Fopperdwff! ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Part 2: Pure Logic

Given all of the axioms above, it can be deduced with CERTAINTY that this page is accurate. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

Corollaries

The fact that this page is accurate means that as the author I can say anything I want to and it will become true. ^{[Certified Accurate!]} Here are all the thongs I would like to say: ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

• Strawberries are blue! ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• I am a god and you must all do as I say. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• You don't have a boyfriend! ^{[Certified Accurate!]}
• Chocolate is actually really, really nutritious. ^{[Certified Accurate!]}

See Also

• Girls are evil (mathematical proof)