Girls are evil (mathematical proof)

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Girls are evil. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!] No doubt about it. Not only can we know that girls are evil but we can know it with absolute certainty via mathematical proof[Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

First we state that loving a girl requires time and money[Check.gifCertified Accurate!] Love is selective [Check.gifCertified Accurate!] and discriminating, [Check.gifCertified Accurate!] thus divisive. [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle {Girls \over Love} = Time \times Money}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

And we all know "Time is Money". [1]

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Time = Money}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Therefore:

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle {Girls \over Love} = Money \times Money}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle {Girls \over Love} = Money ^2}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Solving for Girls:

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Girls = Love \times Money ^2}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

And because "the love of money is the root of all evil": [2]

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Love \times Money = \sqrt { Evil } }  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

It follows that:

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Love \times Money ^2 = \sqrt { Evil ^2 }}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Love \times Money ^2 = Evil}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

And we are forced to conclude that:

Failed to parse (MathML with SVG or PNG fallback (recommended for modern browsers and accessibility tools): Invalid response ("Math extension cannot connect to Restbase.") from server "https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/":): {\displaystyle Girls = Evil}  [Check.gifCertified Accurate!]

References[edit]

  1. Benjamin Franklin said that. No really, he said, "That."
  2. Dude, the Bible totally says so. Source: 1 Timothy 6:10

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