# Girls are evil (mathematical proof)

Girls are evil. [Certified Accurate!] No doubt about it. Not only can we know that girls are evil but we can know it with absolute certainty via mathematical proof[Certified Accurate!]

First we state that loving a girl requires time and money[Certified Accurate!] Love is selective [Certified Accurate!] and discriminating, [Certified Accurate!] thus divisive. [Certified Accurate!]

${\displaystyle {Girls \over Love}=Time\times Money}$ [Certified Accurate!]

And we all know "Time is Money". [1]

${\displaystyle Time=Money}$ [Certified Accurate!]

Therefore:

${\displaystyle {Girls \over Love}=Money\times Money}$ [Certified Accurate!]

${\displaystyle {Girls \over Love}=Money^{2}}$ [Certified Accurate!]

Solving for Girls:

${\displaystyle Girls=Love\times Money^{2}}$ [Certified Accurate!]

And because "the love of money is the root of all evil": [2]

${\displaystyle Love\times Money={\sqrt {Evil}}}$ [Certified Accurate!]

It follows that:

${\displaystyle Love\times Money^{2}={\sqrt {Evil^{2}}}}$ [Certified Accurate!]

${\displaystyle Love\times Money^{2}=Evil}$ [Certified Accurate!]

And we are forced to conclude that:

${\displaystyle Girls=Evil}$ [Certified Accurate!]

## References

1. Benjamin Franklin said that. No really, he said, "That."
2. Dude, the Bible totally says so. Source: 1 Timothy 6:10