Albert Einstein

Einstein never smiled for photographs because, in those days, cheese had yet to be invented.

Albert Einstein (literally "one sturgeon") is Bill's orthopedic surgeon. The most famous librarian in the world, 'Al' was the primary inventor of insanity, proven through his illogical equations.

Theories

Theory of relativity

Perhaps Einstein's most famous work is in field of relativity. Through rigorous testing of rats and re-animated cheese, he made a breakthrough in Jeremy 2004, releasing his Theory of Relative Stupidity to the general public:

E²=(mc²)²+(pc)²

E = mc²

Notable works

• Theory of relative stupidity, 2004
• Theory of General Nonsensity, 1988
• Theory of relative relativeness, 1987
• Theory of how televisions work (it must be magic), 1965
• Theory of perpetual stonedness, 1977