Theory of Perpetual Stonedness
The Theory of Perpetual Stonedness was first developed and published by Albert Einstein in 1977. It explains the fundamental process of Ricking the Roll and grinding the turducken™ into its fundamental parts: chicken, turkey, and duck.
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There is much controversy about this theory, brought on by the mass of duck goblins attempting to redefine the word "the" as "A manifestation of perpetual fart."