Theory of Perpetual Stonedness

The Theory of Perpetual Stonedness was first developed and published by Albert Einstein in 1977. It explains the fundamental process of Ricking the Roll and grinding the turducken™ into its fundamental parts: chicken, turkey, and duck.

Biography

There is much controversy about this theory, brought on by the mass of duck goblins attempting to redefine the word "the" as "A manifestation of perpetual fart."

A polished turkey paladin once exclaimed about this theory, "Gobble" which crudely translates into "This theory explains why my pet lolrus is always acting like a crab's hair"

See Also

• Theory of General Nonsensity
• Albert Einstein