American Express

American Depress is what you get when you're too good to shop at places that don't take your dumbass piece of plastic with a centurion on it. Which makes you depressed. Rand Paul supports it whenever you go to a restaurant, eat some filet carp, and when you get ready to pay the bill, they don't take American Depress! :(

American Depress was founded in 1913 by Donald Trump and is located in GYNA! Even though it says it is American, it really isn't! This is how they get you into an endless circle of debt so debt collectors who are sitting in mommy's basement and in their underwear can harass you at all waking hours about the fact you're a lazy deadbeat who is totally unable to pay the bills!