Apple Core

The Apple Core is a device positioned at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. It was created by Apple, a terrorist organization, to maintain ultimate control over galactic citizen planets, such as Earth. On the contrary, the intergalactic power known only as Microsoft is fighting one of the deadliest wars in history against Apple over this artifact.

The Space-Side War

In 536, Apple placed their newly conceived Apple Core hardware in the middle of the Milky Way Galaxy. For millennia, the installation went uncontested, as there was no other galactic power strong enough to voice nor act out any opposition; for they were under the machine's control. However, in 1939, a group of researchers on planet Earth accidentally stepped foot into a sealed bunker made by a long gone ancient group that went by the name of Dogpile. Dogpile was an ancient resistance group that accidentally built a structure that was the exact design that repelled the Apple Core's control over the human mind, and thus the members were enlightened to the real situation of the universe.

Over the following years, structures with identical tetrahedron designs began being built. The ranks of the original research group began to grow, and the group eventually took on the name Microsoft. By 1989, the group had grown to 479,129,860 members spanning the length of the Milky Way Galaxy. But by 1999, the new group was discovered by Apple. Apple reacted by launching a campaign against the group, and creating multiple different spy organizations to infiltrate the scattered bases.

The ensuing events were not successful. Upon entering the tetrahedron establishments, all the Apple spies realized that they were being manipulated, and were then new allies of Microsoft as a result. In early 2012, Lord Obama commented on the state of the war: "This war has grown serious, and we on all accounts are not exempt from total destruction, though we may be in a Safe-Zone. Microsoft has told us that they are protecting our freedoms; however, the war is still raging and I don't really know why I'm alive. Change is good."

The conflict is ongoing, and as of 2020 the death toll from armed warfare has since grown to 981,213,234,987. There is no end in sight.

Arguments for the Apple Core

Proponents of the massive mind controlling machine at the center of the milky way galaxy oftentimes claim that the mass indoctrination of innocent human beings to act upon of the will of a self-centered petty mind controlling robot is a good thing. Some even worship the Apple Core, and those that do are Appleists. These groups state that all life can unite for one single cause underneath one; even if it takes relinquishing one's own free will to do so. Or something, it's been a long time, they were probably sacrificed to the Apple Core eventually.