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“I like avocados...”
Avocados - a fruit or a vegetable?
What an Avocado is[edit | edit source]
An avocado is a fruit that many consider tasty. Others think they are nasty and would never let one near their children. What exactly is an avocado? I just told you.
What an Avocado is Not[edit | edit source]
- A vegatable
- Me
- You
- This website
- Any websites
- A body part
- A toy
What You Do with Avocados[edit | edit source]
- Eat them
- Throw them at people
- Put them on sandwhiches
- Burn them
- Use it as a cheap centerpiece.
- Bury them...
- Dig them back up...
- Bury them...
- Dig them back up...
- Eat them
- Step on them
- Shoot them out of rocket launchers
- Smash them through your computer screen
- Turn them in as a homework assignment
- Talk to them when you are bored
- Draw faces on them, and play with them, because you have no life.
- Sniff them
- Sing "Avocado, avocado!" to the tune of Falco's "Rock Me Amudeus"
- Advocate them.