B.S.

A site, no hit,
with jokes offbeat.
They say it's shit
in midday heat.
...

A vandal's work
was put onstage.
They scratched their heads.
He blanked the page.
...

The Internet
is where I play.
I think my mind's
begun to fray.
...

Beware the banes
of random prose:
fnurdle, cheese,
banana, nose.
...

BURMA SHAVE