B00f
To be confused with Beef, although beef is a substance. B00f is beyond the powers of the mind.
B00f is a substance which is neither solid, liquid or gas, is composed of 100% energy, can be found absolutely nowhere and weighs the same as existence.
How to get b00f[edit | edit source]
B00f can only be obtained through the arcane powers of the soul. To get b00f, one must go to Lumbridge and get an air talisman from Duke Horacio. Now go to Wizard's Tower and show Selidor the talisman. He will give you a letter which you should take to Aubury at the Varrock Rune Store. After this, Aubury will teleport you to a place where you can mine for Rune Essence and- oh wait, that was a RuneScape quest. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, how to get b00f.
Well, I'll put it simply. You can't get b00f. As b00f is neither a solid, liquid, plasma or gas, that makes it a combination of all three. It's also invisible. You can probably find b00f somewhere - but I don't know where.
Captain Illogic's Four-Dimensional House of B00f[edit | edit source]
Captain Illogic has a house in which b00f can be seen. B00f is four-dimensional, it has height, width, depth and illogic. Therefore it can only be contained in a four-dimensional house. But Captain Illogic's House is invisible too. And you're in the third dimension. So you don't get to see it.
I just wasted five whole minutes of your life.