BANANAMONANABOFANADOJANAGROSPAMMA!!!

I DOES ARE ADD GENIUS WILE E COYOTE SUPER GEEEEEEENIUSSSS!!!

IS IT OK TO MAKE UP TERRIBLE NEW WORDS? CAUSE IT JUST DID! IT HAS LOTS OF SYLLABLES!!

WHAT SYLLABLES SHOULD THIS SYLLABLES SPAGHETTI PASTA HAS? SHOULD IS HAS FIVES? OR MAYBE SEVENS??

IT HAS BAN that's one AN that's two A that's three MO that's four NA that's five NA that's six BO that's seven FA that's eight NA that's nine DO that's ten JA that's eleven NA that's twelve GRO that's thirteen SPA that's fourteen AM that's fifteen MA!!! that's sexteen AND THREE EXPLANATION MARKS!!!

DID I JUST SAY SEXTEEN? Must have been a Freudian slip. I WONDER WHAT SIGMUND FREUD WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF Illogicopedia?? WELL, WE CAN'T ASK HIM BECAUSE HE's ALREADY HAD HIS LAST SESSION!!

AARRRRGGJAGROPHONAGABLAGGAJARGONOFFLE!!

Noffle. That's a word suffix type thingy. It has ... constanents. And vowels. I noffled it.

"Dude, that guy was totally noffled!"

"Totally ..."