Bamsemums

Bamsemums is some sort of candy. Yeah. Look it up. I could end the article right here, right now, but i will to keep going. And you better keep reading, or else nothing will happen at all.

History

It is believed that the bamsemums originated in Far, Far Away. Nobody knows for sure why it was there or how it had ended up there. They just knew it was there.

One day, a couple of small children went out to play, when they found some bamsemums in a glass box. Curiously, they went on to pick up the box. They obviously didn´t know there was a bomb there, because they weren´t superheroes with the cliché ability of sensing bombs. Thus, the bomb exploded. Luckily, the bomb was really small (about 1 cm in length), so nothing really happened. The children took the bamsemums home, and their parents threw it in the trash, because at the time, candy was banned in Far Far Away.

Some time later, when the trash was being collected, some merchants saw the bamsemums in some of the trash cans. Because they somehow are smart enough to understand markets, they started producing more. Never mind where they figured that out. The candy did ok at best, only being popular in colder areas, due to the fact that they were melting really fast near the equator. Due to the limited success, the FBI decided they would be a great testing subject for their upcoming project (which coincidentally was to make objects talk). Due to the FBI only sharing one braincell, they didn´t protect the testing facility at all, which made the now alive bamsemums flee from the facility and into the rest of the world. This was the start of a chain of events that led to the FBI being taken over by the CIA.

Characteristics and behavior

Wild bamsemums are really small. Like, smaller than mice. Now, you´d think they would be eaten by other animals constantly. In fact, i can see you imagining what animals would eat them. But the thing is, they´re literally pieces of candy. Most animals don´t like candy (and the one that does generally don´t wanna eat living animals either way). As such, the only real threats to them is being stepped on and falling down as low as 1 meter. Either way, they mostly just eat trash. Probably because that´s the only thing they can find. But they can eat just about anything if they want to. Either way, they look like small chocolate bears, but they definetly don´t act like ones. In fact, most bamsemums are scary smart. Like, they can use computers, and they have already figured out how to build them. This has led to many people wanting them to go extinct, simply due to the fact that people generally can´t accept that someone/womething is smarter than them.