Barking mad

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

<IRC>

* James-001	shoots ChanServ in the head...if a bot has a head...???
<SilentPenguin>	those are the rules we admin by basicly
* SilentPenguin	shoots james-001 for being logical
* SilentPenguin	shoots Mathpoet because I was logical
<James-001>	...YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* James-001	shoots SilentPenguin in the head.........BECAUSE I CAN! :d
<James-001>	:D
* SilentPenguin	ops himself
=-=	        Mode #illogicopedia +o SilentPenguin  by ChanServ
<James-001>	...GRRRR...
<SilentPenguin>	GGGRRRRR
<SilentPenguin>	BARK
<James-001>	ARF
<SilentPenguin>	ARF Grrrr BARK
<James-001>	GRRRRR BARK ARF

Isn't it common knowledge that bark grows on trees? In conclusion, Illogicopedians grow on trees. Either that, or they expel trees from their mouths which are in turn covered in bark. Or atleast barking mad.