Bat Fuck Mathematics

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Bat Fuck Mathematics is the prevailing form of mathematics in the United States. Some examples of it are when the 1st Amendment is invoked to refer to the right to bear arms and the 2nd Amendment is invoked to refer to the right to protest. Dropping casual references to the four pillars of Islam is another one. Some instances of Bat Fuck Mathematics, like having a blind faith in subjective interpretations of statistics and saying "Three. Technically six." to mean "seven" are clear-cut examples of batfuckery. Some side effects of Bat Fuck Mathematics are:

  • cynicism
  • distrust of elected officials with your tax dollars
  • frustration
  • inefficiency

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