Beans

Toast on beans. The toast is the orange things.

“Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. ”

~ Gordon Brown

“Beans, beans, they're good for the heart. The more you eat the less likely saving the planet becomes.”

~ Green Peace's alternative rendition of the classic

Beans, the musical fruit (the more you eat, the more you toot), were invented by Mr. Bean. No, not that one, a certain Mr. Heinz Bean. They were invented by accident when he was trying to discover a cure for flatulence: it is ironic, therefore, that the modern bean carries particular fart-inducing ingredients such as Fartium.

Delightful on toast, crumpets and television, beans are grown in the dense cornfields of South Shields, providing meals and deals for hundreds of people.

See also

• One singular bean
• BEANS!
• Tub of beans
• Tesco Value beans and sausages
• Mr. Bean

Don't see also

• Flatulence
• Bananium
• The lab experiment gone wrong