Fart

Store selling farts.

To be confused with fard.

“He who smelt it, dealt it”

~ Francis E. Dec on Farts

“He who made the rhyme, did the crime (farting in this case)”

~ Francis E. Dec's smart alec friend on farts

“He who made the rap did the crap”

~ Francis E. Dec on outfoxing his friends retort

“He who denied it supplied it.”

~ Francis E. Dec's smart alec friend on farts

“ I will just take all the gas masks, lock this door and Francis E. Dec and his smart alec friend can get gased 00000000HHHHHH SAVAGE”

~ Anonymus on the above idiots

“I farted. Did you fart somewhere?”

~ Dr. SeS the rapper

Somebody open the window. Fart is art and I cannot handle all this art at once. Oh no, it's overflowing my eyes and ears! Thankfully my nose remains unscathed. Nub nub nuubbb. Bunzies!

This article was not too sensible for Wikipedia,   but Illogicopedia loves the truth anyway.

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Social context

In many cultures, flatulence in public is regarded as embarrassing but depending on context also humorous. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and scent. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing which is extremely embarassing in some cultures such as Jainism, Vaginaism, and Southern Baptism.

Slang terms

On the bluey episode "Family Meeting", Bandit called his farts "fluffies".^{[actual information]}

See also

• Fat
• Farting
• Far
• Fart Blast
• Speed of fart
• F.A.R.T.
• Fert
• Fard