Bear Grylls

“These berries are great to eat”

~ Bear Grills on chowing down on some red berries

“BLAHaa cCHcK”

~ Bear Grills on retching some hours later after eating red berries

Bear Grills, contrary to popular belief, do not actually grill bears on the barbecue. Bears are difficult to catch, and tend to maul you should you succeed in catching one. They do, however, eat inedible red berries. Why? Because they tend to be retards.