Bird Flu

Oh bugger, that's a real cock that is. Police lately had to slaughter trillions of PCs due to an outbreak of this bizatch. Hard luck. They had to re-call a whole batch of Apple Macs.

So does my thingy have this or what?

Yes.

How do I know?

Your 'pooter has its cables in hot water and it has a sponge on top of the screen. Also, lol.

Yeah.