Birthday is day of your fake birth. You pretended to be born on that day but really you were born 18000000000000999000000000000666 years ago. It makes a lot of sense you get born but pretended to be born on the day you were born like how the moon landing was DEFINITELY faked on the moon, or how Trump DEFINITELY didn’t do ANYTHING with other countries to win the election but ummmmmmm it makes sense okay like enough sense to sensicalize impractical jokers and life and birthdays are just a fake moon landing on the moon on your birthday on the moon’s birthday on the moon on the birthday of the birthday on the mooooon birthday moon! IF YOU DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF LIFE!!! Oh sh** I’m not worthy of life... ummmm bye!