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Metal sculptor and crossword enthusiast Burt Reynolds was born "Herbert Jehoshaphat MacTavish to a gladiator (Toby MacTavish) and a union pipe fitter (Molly Knutsen MacTavish) in 1935 during a hailstorm in Bali.
