COKE WALL
But what if Sevenworm WASN'T always a pleasure? SOmehting to think about.......
and NOW, let's Surf TF Outᵀᴹ, with... What?
...Oh, eight. HI FIDELITYY MAGNETIC CARL JOHNSON.
(...somewhere in kizmiaz)[edit | edit source]
Ackthewally. Yes, the koi and samalami have freckes. *a short veja du segue later...*) No, I am not in Michigan currently, thank yuo for asking. However, you could entrt a large orange room in the meangwile.
"how 'bout this heat?"[edit | edit source]
NO! GET THE PANTS AND GO! geez!!
AWOOGAGOOGA!! ASOOGAFOOFA!! WAAQAAAAAHOOOOO!!!!!!! ,,so like basically yeah. *keep s on da da ding da dding doo daaa. with a triagnle.* and then, i was Voted #1 Styrofoam Chump of the Year 2002!! AMaZing!!!
COUCH COUCH *cOUGH COUGH COUGH[edit | edit source]
DID YOU KNOW??? The price per pound of T-Bone steak in 1992 was $5.39? TUNE IN AGAIN FOR MORE STUPID FACTS!!!
And why are you giving me three (3) boxes of hafl-melted popsickles, jumper cables, camping chares (one blue, one green), a small purple towel, and a rear tire? Are you on drugs? Am I on drugs? Wait a minute...
martian water goblets[edit | edit source]
ba-da duum duum, ba-da duum duum, ba-da duum duum, ba-da duum duum.
ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr).
ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr).
ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr), ba-da duum duum (rrrurrr).
ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur)
ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur)
ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur), ba-da do do (rr- rr- rur- rur)
[repeat w proggression ad infinitum (or perhaps nauseam)]
"Well colour me Butterscotchedᵀᴹ! If it ain't Miss Janet Shanet herself!"
- funky synth keyboard break ensues*
HEY!! WHat do you think you're doing with that? Goddamnit, don't you DARE throw that at the wall! -- mmph. sucks to be you man.
(and proceed with the puke segue.)
"It's the Cat's Ass!"[edit | edit source]
Mhm. So what are you gonna do if you "just so happen" to end up in Tarpon Springs, buddy? Who's gonna have the last laugh? That's right, me. Consider yourself warned, buddy.
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Oh, shit, no! I spoke too soon! You're gonna bluescreen my computer! No, not again! This is gonna be the fourth time in 2 months! AND IT'S A KERNEL_SECURITY_CHECK_FAILURE??? NOOOOOOOO!
...but wait - does coke postulate? a thought to think about indeed.
example(s) of coke postulating[edit | edit source]
- the big red horse who can smell and eat high people is in your house right now
- (beat drop) (aaaaaa)
- you could bake everything in cheese, to make the ultimate baked cheese.
oo ee oo aa aa, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang btw. if u even care[edit | edit source]
Mother of God, where am I? I've been speeding down a wormhole, twisting and turning up and down, endlessly... Time's been reversed but still continues forward... everything melts to nothing and falls away but still I remain standing in th evoid.
(ABUSES INNOCENT CORNBREAD)[edit | edit source]
* wip wip wip wip wahp wap*
The UnWave is a new, cutting-edge invention that, like its name implies, is able to chill and freeze food in just minutes.
james hetfield voice YOU'RE SO SKIBIDIIII, YOU'RE SO FANUM TAAAAX
for the first time in FISHTORY, baby shark is starring in a major OCEAN picture! it's a STAR-FISH-studded -- *skip ad.*
"congratulations" on "your" "baby"[edit | edit source]
wowwww that's such an aldi moment!!
"i" "made" a "sequel" to "this" "article" - "i" "think" it's "pretty good"