Channel Hopping

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Let's see what's on the TV today...[edit]

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Help! There's a cow in my esophagus!

Errrrrr, They said "Happy cows come from California?"

Then where do the sad ones come from?

THE LOST CITY OF GOLD!!!

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CHICKEN DINNER!!!

I COUNTER WITH WATERMELONZ!!!1

Lol n00b, j00 ju5t activated mah trap card!!!!5

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Let op'

(A) Hou de deuren open
(B) En je handen thuis
(C) Geef haar complimentjies
(D) Breng haar veilig naar huis

En wuif haar zorgen niet onnozel weg!

Whohohohoho en

(E) Geef haar warmte
(F) En tederheid
(G) Maak haar heel bijzonder
(H) Beid haar veiligheid

Dan moet het lukken, doe maar wat ik zeg!

AND I DO THE DANCE IN MAH BIG SAGGY PANTS!!!1!one!!8!

(insert MC Hammer song here)

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SIRENS

Mayday, mayday, mayday this is roflcopter air squadron 101,

We were shot down by LMAOtanks using surface to air LOLBBQmissles.

Requesting back-up, co-ordandes (13,37,|\|00|3)

That's right, co-ordandes (13,37,|\|00|3)

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DEUS EX MONKEYMAN!!!!!! Fnord!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?

Chicken?!

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ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Boom boom boom, I want you in my room

Let's spend the nigh togethe...

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

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Now we return to the Return of the Return of Batman Returns:

Joker: You're too late Batman, now you'll never stop my plan to let Batman survive the night!

'Batman: We'll see about that Joker.

(10 minutes later)

Batman's Ghost: well played...


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Now Playing on the music channel:- (Gordon Rammstein - This menu tastes like buck dich!)

*drum loop*

This chicken tastes like buck dich!!!

This salad tastes like buck dich!!!

This gravy looks like buck dich!!!

This coffie smells like sechnsucht!!!

Duu Dunn uN uN!!!

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WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN!!

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE TU *gun shot*

Director: Finally!! Someone did it!!!

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Officer: We got a 10-14

Commissioner: let's see.... err drunk driving leprechauns?

Officer: No, actually its several Gods and Deities playing scrabble using the letters ?, ½ and &

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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BEANS!!!! *excitedly holds a can of beans* DO YOU DESIRE A LEGUMINOUS PRODUCT THAT NOT ONLY IS BEAN-SHAPED, BUT ALSO IS SHAPED LIKE BEAN...

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Umm Captain, we seem to be approaching some sort of fast food at an alarming rate!

Welcome to Borger King. Your way will be assimilated!!

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!

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Here he comes -- here comes Speed Racer -- he's a demon on wheels

Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go!!

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Now on Channel 4, it's 8 out of 10 Cats

MERRRWWWW HISSSSSSS!!! YERMW!!!!!!!!!!!

NERWWWWWWWWWW!!! MEWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

HISSSS!!!! MEOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! REWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Jimmy Carr: Fasinating, but what is your opinion on the axing of Big Brother?

MEROWW?? (Doubleplus goodthink)

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Tell the cable guy I want a refund!![edit]