Channel Hopping
Let's see what's on the TV today...[edit | edit source]
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Help! There's a cow in my esophagus!
Errrrrr, They said "Happy cows come from California?"
Then where do the sad ones come from?
THE LOST CITY OF GOLD!!!
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CHICKEN DINNER!!!
I COUNTER WITH WATERMELONZ!!!1
Lol n00b, j00 ju5t activated mah trap card!!!!5
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Let op'
- (A) Hou de deuren open
- (B) En je handen thuis
- (C) Geef haar complimentjies
- (D) Breng haar veilig naar huis
En wuif haar zorgen niet onnozel weg!
Whohohohoho en
- (E) Geef haar warmte
- (F) En tederheid
- (G) Maak haar heel bijzonder
- (H) Beid haar veiligheid
Dan moet het lukken, doe maar wat ik zeg!
AND I DO THE DANCE IN MAH BIG SAGGY PANTS!!!1!one!!8!
(insert MC Hammer song here)
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SIRENS
Mayday, mayday, mayday this is roflcopter air squadron 101,
We were shot down by LMAOtanks using surface to air LOLBBQmissles.
Requesting back-up, co-ordandes (13,37,|\|00|3)
That's right, co-ordandes (13,37,|\|00|3)
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DEUS EX MONKEYMAN!!!!!! Fnord!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
Chicken?!
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ZA WARDO!!!!!!!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boom boom boom, I want you in my room
Let's spend the nigh togethe...
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
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Now we return to the Return of the Return of Batman Returns:
Joker: You're too late Batman, now you'll never stop my plan to let Batman survive the night!
'Batman: We'll see about that Joker.
- (10 minutes later)
Batman's Ghost: well played...
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Now Playing on the music channel:- (Gordon Rammstein - This menu tastes like buck dich!)
*drum loop*
This chicken tastes like buck dich!!!
This salad tastes like buck dich!!!
This gravy looks like buck dich!!!
This coffie smells like sechnsucht!!!
Duu Dunn uN uN!!!
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WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN!!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TU *gun shot*
Director: Finally!! Someone did it!!!
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Officer: We got a 10-14
Commissioner: let's see.... err drunk driving leprechauns?
Officer: No, actually its several Gods and Deities playing scrabble using the letters ?, ½ and &
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR BEANS!!!! *excitedly holds a can of beans* DO YOU DESIRE A LEGUMINOUS PRODUCT THAT NOT ONLY IS BEAN-SHAPED, BUT ALSO IS SHAPED LIKE BEAN...
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Umm Captain, we seem to be approaching some sort of fast food at an alarming rate!
Welcome to Borger King. Your way will be assimilated!!
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!
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Here he comes -- here comes Speed Racer -- he's a demon on wheels
Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go Speed Racer Go!!
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Now on Channel 4, it's 8 out of 10 Cats
MERRRWWWW HISSSSSSS!!! YERMW!!!!!!!!!!!
NERWWWWWWWWWW!!! MEWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
HISSSS!!!! MEOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! REWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Jimmy Carr: Fasinating, but what is your opinion on the axing of Big Brother?
MEROWW?? (Doubleplus goodthink)
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