Channel Hopping: The Sequel
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Jumbly 17[edit | edit source]
Let's see what's on ye olde telly, eh?[edit | edit source]
*click*
Channel 12 news i'm Corva Coleman, we will focus on Wikipedia's recent Vandals, specifically the long-term vandals to the article titled "Good Burger" that happened to vandalize the article for 10 hours before being blocked from editing the site recently.[I am not kidding]
Person: BOOORIIING!
*Bzzt*
You're watching Nickelodeon! Keep it here!
Hi. I'm Doctor Antoneya Johnson.
Nope!
*Bzzt*
I'd like to welcome y'all to what's f**king with Paula Deen and today, I'm making phone calls![I am not kidding]
Oooh! I like this already!
Dude on phone: I farted.
Paula: Oh you did!
Dude: Did you fart somewhere?
Paula: Yes!
Dude: You need to know an important secret. But before you know, Please gimme sum chips!
Paula: Frosted Flakes?
Dude: WRONG.[I am not kidding]
Paula: This Dude Is Shit.
Paula: Ha-ha-ha! You're a F**king asshole!
Dude: Kiss my ass!
Dude: Then you can go F#%k your face.
Paula: You know sometimes you think to yourself that your ugly. Come to find out y'are. Ha-ha-ha!
Dude: Bye!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY!!![I am not kidding]
Now let's see what's on the good ol' ABC Kids.
*bzzt*
Chili: uh, Bandit did you take out the trash?
Bandit: Yes I did. Why do you ask?
Chili: I think you're lying.
B-O-R-I-N-G again.
*Bzzt*
You have a big mouth, and a very little brain.
Ugh. I can't find anything good on TV.
*Bzzt*
Singer: I GOT MY TICKET FOR THE LONG WAY ROUND
TWO BOTTLE O' WISKEY FOR THE WAY!!!
AND I SHUR WOOD LIEK SUM SWEET CUMPUHNEE
AND I'M LEEVING TOMOROW WILL U STÆ?[I am not kidding]
OH my god i'm gonna luz my mind.
*Bzzt*
Donovan: I can't take it anymore! My fairies, I WISH EVERYTHING WAS BACK TO NORMAL!!![I am not kidding]
Nah, I'm not watching this fake Fairly Odd-Parents Mockup.
*Bzzt*
speaker: The National Weather Service in Adelaide has issued a Tornado Warning[I am not kidding] for-
*gunshot*
Dude on TV: Ahh that's better.
Ahh, that's not what I need.
*Bzzt*
*clicks off*
Will there be any better programming tomorrow?[edit | edit source]
Jumbly 18[edit | edit source]
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