Cheddar

Ah yes, cheddar, one who chedds. The one who partakes in the act of chedding, whatever that may be. Cheddar is also a kind of cheese, which can be used when your s key is broken.

Cheddar is also a mispronounciation of chowder, one who chowds. It is not currently possible for one to chedd and chowd at the same time, but scientists of the University of Cheese are trying to find out how.

History

Cheddar cheese is made by cheddar cows. They have a yellow appearance, much like brown cows that make chocolate milk. However, cheddar cows do not make cheddar milk, they make cheddar cheese. Chocolate cheese would just be ridiculous, and this is a very serious website.

Use

Cheeddar is most commonly used for eating, but it can also be used for building houses when you are out of bricks. People living in cheese houses suffer from the urge to eat the walls of their houses, which makes the house collapse. For just pennies a day, you can help to save a cheese house from falling on the people in it.

Cheese Also

• Swiss Cheese
• Cheddite