Meesus Mice
Meesus Mice is a world-renowned cheesologist who has had a obsession with Rancid Milk since birth. He is most famous for his role in the Rancid Milk War
Early Life[edit | edit source]
It is unknown where Meesus Mice was born, though it is believe to be somewhere near the Solar System. At the age of sixteen, he met his master and then enemy Shmao Zowdong. He helped him create Rancid Milk and Cheddar.
The Rancid Milk War[edit | edit source]
Meesus Mice turned on his own master in the Rancid Milk War, caused by a dispute over ownership of Rancid Milk. In the Battle of the Birmingham Sewers, Meesus won a decisive victory, killing Shmao Zowdong and ending the war. He then retired the milk out of public use, seeing at the destruction it had caused.
The Rancid Milk Heist[edit | edit source]
After Meesus Mice ended the public use of Rancid Milk, many dairy product enthusiasts, and the D.P.A itself were displeased. Aided by an angry Spaniard named El Derrik The Destroyer who, despite his loathing of Rancid Milk, aimed to release Rancid Milk to the world once and for all, and distribute it to all people. They succeeded in breaking into the vault and stealing large amounts of Rancid Milk. However, they then chased down by an army of nondescript rodents, and decided to store the stolen milk in two countries: West-East Virginia and San Marino. This is why those are the only two countries where Rancid Milk is legal today. This daring feat of bravery became known as the Rancid Milk Heist.
Late Life[edit | edit source]
Meesus Mice regretted killing his friend but said he still stands by his reasoning: “ I needed the money”. In his late life he was given a knighthood and gave talks to schoolchildren on following your dreams and committing crimes against humanity. He was bludgeoned to death, age 124, by a Shmaoist, still angry about the death of his idol.