Chickens

For an alternative take on the chicken, see chicken.

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No, I hate them. You must strangle them all.

CHICKENS!!! I!!! LIKE!!! CHICKENS!!!

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What? You claim I've been shouting something about liking chickens? What are you smoking!?

I hate chickens!

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Well, not exactly hate. More like... dislike them. Somewhat. Slightly. In some way or another.

Honest - it's true! I just cannot hold an undying love for them. I mean, sure, I can, sort of, appreciate them, but that doesn't mean I like them, does it? No. See?

See also

• Chickens' faces
• The Massacre of the Chickens
• KFC
• The God of Fried Chicken Drippings